Can't take it with you

jamesatzephyr wrote:

Kraus wrote: In all honesty stacking retainers and equipment on minions isn't a strategy in itself. Or, very rarely it is.

Get into combat somehow. Play 10-15 Zip Guns. Borrow someone else's vampire (Spirit Marionette, Mind Rape etc.). Heidelberg the Zip Guns over. Wait until the vampire goes back. Oust them with a CTIWY or two. Repeat.

Sadly, the Zip Guns will be removed from the game when they're ousted, so you can't try to put them back into your library. wipes away a tear

I actually had a thing that did this but with Talbot's Chainsaw. Spirit Marionette, Heidelberg them empty and give them the damned saw, and see them saw themselves to bits. If they decide to torpor the wielder, graverob.

Obviously it didn't work, but it was absolutely hilarious.

Kraus wrote: Obviously it didn't work, but it was absolutely hilarious.

HOW IS THIS NOT FLAVOUR TEXT ON A CARD ALREADY?