Card idea: Master of Decay

Oh you mean the Crypt Options that are otherwise nearly impossible to kill? Ignore agg, have "action fails" options, generate static intercept easily and are known for timing out tables...

I don't see it as a huge problem that this card existed. There are not that many tournament quality Samedi decks (other than Turbo Baron type decks) that make any appearances. Giving them a card with some serious roids might make up for them having fairly craptastic combat (its generally more useless than and both are supposed to be 'deadly assassin killers of nastiness).