Star Trek: Mirror Universe

Authentic Star Trek Mirror Universe Paper Goatee! (Print This Page!)

Astonishingly lifelike goatee simulator

[Instructions]

1. Cut along dotted line.
2. Keep the part that's shaped like a goatee.
3. Attach it to your face. A space for eating, drinking, and breathing is provided.
4. If you already have a goatee, turn the goatee over, revealing a convincing bare-chin image. Proceed as above.
5. Fool your friends. Frighten Jim Kirk.


This high-quality game aid (by S. John Ross) is designed for use with the Star Trek RPG, from Last Unicorn Games. However, with only slight modification, it can be used with any science-fiction RPG.